Doing This Again 'Cause Sure Why Not

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[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[x] You're in anime club.
[x] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[x] You cosplay in public.
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[x] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there. (Technically yes even though said con hasn't happened yet...but the main reason is because of school)
[x] You like Japanese food.
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch. (I've nabbed something from a classmate's bento but never made one)
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[/] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan. (Soon hopefully~ <3)
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[x] You're learning/know Japanese. 
[/] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[ ] You're in love with a fictional anime character.
[ ] You claim you're married to a fictional anime character.
[/] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. (Depends on which cartoon I guess)
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names.
[?] You call characters by their romaji spelling. (Well it's the same as the original name unless it's a Western name...unless you mean spelling?)
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour. (Why would I? Japan did some sick shit)
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[ ] Exclusively.
[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[x] You like Hetalia. 
[/] You think Japan is the best character. (Favorite yes but I don't think I'd say best)
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[/] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[/] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. (Mostly manga)
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name.
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character. 
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.
[/] You watch abridged series.
[ ] You get most of the jokes.
[/] You use tildes while typing~ (Usually it's because of RP or a character's personality when I'm writing)
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage. (If I was Japanese maybe)
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku.
[/] You break out into Caramelldansen in public. (Like once...and I'd never do it if there wasn't someone to do it with)
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch Naruto.
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[/] Kingdom Hearts is awesome. (Can't say much since I've only played one game)
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[ ] Vic Miginola is God.
[x] It's seiyu, not voice actor. (I use them interchangably)
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence. (GOD FORBID THAT IS SO ANNOYING)
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime. (Well what I mainly draw...had to do some realism and other styles cause of art class and shet)
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime. 
[x] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka. (I'd prolly do better with literature)
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[ ] You write fanfics for English class. (lol once in 8th grade...and it wasn't even a good one)
[ ] Yaoi fanfics. 
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[x] Everyone says you have no life. (Well we didn't say that because of Japanese stuff)
[x] And it's true.

Score: 27

Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!!!
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum times.


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